A comedy about love, family, and cannibalism...

Lora loves her boyfriend. Really, she does. But she’s keeping a secret from him which could destroy their chances of future happiness: her family occasionally eats people. Unfortunately, Eddie has planned a surprise proposal for the same day that Lora’s family is preparing a very special dinner…

Cast:
• Lora: A woman in her twenties. Cares very deeply about her family and boyfriend, but is very wary of committing too much too quickly.
• Eddie: A man in his twenties. Awkward and enthusiastic, but very endearing.
• Joyce: A woman in her late forties to mid-fifties. Comes across as the quintessential loving wife and mother, but is capable of utter ruthlessness.
• Tobias: A man in his fifties. Intimidating and stern, mostly as a way to keep in control of his surroundings and protect his family.
• Mike: A man in his thirties to forties. Crass, obnoxious, and easily startled. Surprisingly optimistic, even in unlikely circumstances.
• Nana: A woman in her eighties. Has developed a strong character and a lot of good sense from the hardships in her life, but knows the benefits of stopping to enjoy the chaos.

A play full of gender-bending shenanigans set in Restoration-era England

A young woman disguises herself as a man to get away from an unwanted marriage and gains employment with a handsome young French gentleman. As the two develop a close bond, it becomes apparent that the gentleman is, also, not the sort of man he appears to be.

Dramatis personae:
• ANN STODGE, alias Andrew Anderson
• CHARLES D’AUBIGNY, a young Huguenot gentleman
• ADELAIDE D’AUBIGNY, Charles’ aunt
• MR STODGE, Ann’s father
• FARE-WELL WILLIS, Ann’s prospective fiancé
• LUCY ARMSTRONG, a young lady of society
• MRS ARMSTRONG, Lucy’s mother
• MADAME BELLEROSE, mutual friend of Adelaide and Mrs Armstrong
• MUSETTA, Charles’ housekeeper
• CONSTANTINE, Mr Stodge’s manservant
• PORTER/GENTLEMAN/SERVANT

What happens when you take five famously dysfunctional Shakespeare characters and put them in a flat together? A whole lot of drama, for a start...

The characters:
• Edmund (bastard son of the Earl of Gloucester)
• Beatrice (niece of Leonato)
• Kate (daughter of Baptista Minola)
• Hamlet (Prince of Denmark)
• John (Falstaff, scoundrel)

A stage-based representation of what it sounds like to live inside in ADHD brain, and all the chaos that entails.

Roles:
• Left Voice
• Right Voice
• Circular Voice